![]() It’s hideously overpriced, its lines move about as quickly as the Democratic party does, its private label food is crap, its chicken comes in needlessly cumbersome packaging, its aisles are laid out badly, and no one is ever around to help you find anything. Honestly, I’m only doing these rankings to dump on Safeway, because fuck Safeway. Then you go in and drop $300 on items that are just a tick above Key Foods and Gristedes in terms of quality. Food Emporium is the worst of the bunch because, from the outside, it LOOKS like some high-end shit. New York City has its own ecosystem of mob-run grocery store chains that all charge you $8 for a not-family-sized box of Corn Flakes. I went here while on vacation once and found it unobjectionable. Aldi is its own beast, but I enjoy going there to save a bit of cash by stocking up on boxes of Count Rockula and bags of Herschel’s Syrup. ![]() But the produce is dogshit and they don’t sell the Plentifull almond butter cereal anymore, so they must answer for all of that. ![]() It has what I need it to have, and I love using the self-scanner gun. I have given so much of my money to Giant over the past two decades that it makes me weep.
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